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OOH! ARGH!
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M-MY ORGANS!
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HA HA HA HA!
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INFERIOR HUMAN ORGANS.
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BALL!
MY SQUEEDILY SPOOCH!
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[BEEPING]
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SQUEEDILY SPOOCH?
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DID YOU HEAR THAT, GAZ?
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THAT'S NO HUMAN ORGAN.
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HUMANS DON'T HAVE
SQUEEDILY SPOOCHES.
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I'VE GOT
A SQUEEDILY SPOOCH.
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IF ONLY I HAD SOME WAY
OF LOOKING INSIDE HIS BODY.
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I'M LOOKING
FOR A MR. DIB.
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THAT'S ME.
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IT'S MY PERSONAL X-SCOPE.
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I ORDERED IT FROM THE BACK
OF CROP CIRCLES MAGAZINE.
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YOU HAD IT
DELIVERED TO SCHOOL?
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Zim: HEY!
THROW IT OVER HERE
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YOU FILTHY,
STINKING FRIENDS.
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INCREDIBLE.
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SEE, GAZ,
TO DEFEAT MY ENEMY,
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I MUST STUDY MY ENEMY,
THEN BECOME MY ENEMY,
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THEN MOVE IN WITH
MY ENEMY,
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THEN WEAR MY ENEMY'S
CLOTHES, THEN--
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YOU'RE IN MY LIGHT.
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Ms. Bitters:
SO YOU SEE,
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"RING AROUND THE ROSIE"
REFERS TO THE HORRIBLE SYMPTOMS
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OF A TERRIFYING DISEASE.
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A DISEASE WHICH...
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A DISEASE WHICH...
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[PIGEON COOING]
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ZIM!
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SIR!
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THERE'S A PIGEON
ON YOUR HEAD.
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YOU'VE GOT HEAD PIGEONS.
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GET TO THE NURSE
BEFORE THEY SPREAD
TO THE OTHER CHILDREN.
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YES, MS. BITTERS.
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NO LEAVING THE CLASS
WITHOUT A HALL PASS, ZIM.
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OF COURSE.
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IF YOU LEAVE
SCHOOL GROUNDS,
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IT WILL EXPLODE.
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YOU KNOW, ZIM,
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WHEN THE NURSE
EXAMINES YOU,
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SHE'LL NOTICE
THAT YOU DON'T HAVE
HUMAN ORGANS.
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THEN IT'S JUST
A SHORT STEP TO A HOSPITAL
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AND FROM THERE
TO AN ALIEN AUTOPSY TABLE,
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AND THEN YOU'RE
JUST ANOTHER SEGMENT
ON MYSTERIOUS MYSTERIES.
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I'LL BE FINE.
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I BET MY
SQUEEDILY SPOOCH ON IT.
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HMM.
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MM-HMM.
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HEY!
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WHERE'S YOUR HALL PASS?
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SAY, YOU'RE FULL
OF ORGANS, AREN'T YOU?
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WHY, YES.
YES, I AM.
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AND YOU WOULDN'T
NOTICE IF YOU WERE,
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SAY, MISSING A FEW?
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PROBABLY NOT.
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HEH HEH.
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HEE HEE HEE.
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HEE HEE HEE
HA HA HA HA!
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HEE HEE.
HO HO HO.
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[MANIACAL LAUGHING]
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AHEM.
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Boy: AAH!
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[ELECTRICAL CRACKLING]
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[BEEPING]
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Ms. Bitters:
AND THEN THE RATS
CAME FOR THEM.
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THOUSANDS OF THEM.
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DIRTY, DIRTY RATS.
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AND THESE WEREN'T
THE CUDDLY KIND OF RATS
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YOU GET IN
TODAY'S SEWERS.
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MS. BITTERS?
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I THINK A PENCIL
IS LODGED IN MY BRAIN.
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CAN I GO TO THE NURSE?
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HOW FAR
IN YOUR BRAIN?
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PRETTY FAR.
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ALL RIGHT.
TAKE THE AUXILIARY
HALL PASS.
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[COUGHING]
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[SCREAMING]
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[MOOING]
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I'M LOOKING FOR
THE PIGEON HEAD KID.
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NOBODY'S COME IN
WITH HEAD PIGEONS,
YOUNG MAN.
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[MOOING]
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ZIM?
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THE GREEN KID.
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OH, THE GREEN CHILD.
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HE'S RIGHT OVER THERE
DOUBLED OVER IN PAIN.
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THE COOING.
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THE COOING.
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HE'S MISSING HIS LIVER.
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THAT'S HOW SOME KIDS REACT
TO THE CAFETERIA FOOD.
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THE LUCKY ONES.
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Dib: NO.
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IT'S ZIM.
IT HAS TO BE.
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HE'S STEALING ORGANS
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AND REPLACING THEM WITH...
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STUFF.
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HE MUST BE STOPPED.
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DON'T FORGET
YOUR HALL PASS.
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RIGHT.
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[MOOING]
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[TELEPHONE RINGS]
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[GRUNTING]
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MUST WARN OTHERS.
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[PIGEON COOING]
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ZIM?
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ZIM?
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DO NOT SHOW FEAR.
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THIS IS ME WITHOUT FEAR...
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AND A 62-POUND HALL PASS.
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[BELL RINGS]
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HEY, WAIT!
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YOUR ORGANS!
IN DANGER!
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[ELECTRICAL CRACKLING]
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I DON'T FEEL
SO GOOD.
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Dib: THE HALL PASS.
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[BLEATS]
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Dib: LOOK AT THEM.
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AND IT'S NOT EVEN
KETCHUP AND RICE DAY.
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[SQUEALS]
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GAZ!
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[BEEPING]
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DON'T BOTHER ME,
DIB.
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I'M IN THE ZONE.
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[DIB GASPS]
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[TICKING]
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[MEOW]
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THAT'S IT, ZIM.
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THIS HAS TO STOP.
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I'M AFRAID
I DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
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LOOK AT YOU.
YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR.
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YOU'RE A HIDEOUS BLOB
OF STOLEN ORGANS.
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I'VE BEEN WORKING OUT.
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YOU THINK
YOU CAN FOOL
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A TRAINED MEDICAL
PROFESSIONAL?
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YES.
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I SUPPOSE YOU'VE GOT
A HEART IN THERE.
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6 OF THEM.
INTESTINES?
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LARGE OR SMALL?
SPLEEN?
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IN 3 DIFFERENT COLORS.
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WHAT ABOUT LUNGS?
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[GASPS]
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HMM.
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[PIGEON COOS]
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YOU WON'T FIND LUNGS
ON MY WATCH, ZIM.
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YOU! YOU LOOK LIKE
YOU'VE STILL GOT
ALL YOUR ORGANS.
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YEAH, SO?
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YOU'RE IN DANGER.
COME WITH ME.
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I HAVE TO
GO LIFT THINGS.
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UM, THEN
I'LL COME WITH YOU.
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Dib: AND HE WANTS
TO DESTROY US ALL.
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NOW, I KNOW
YOU THINK I'M CRAZY,
BUT YOU'LL THANK ME.
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YOU'LL ALL THANK ME.
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ALIENS ARE KIND OF
A HOBBY OF MINE.
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WELL, MORE OF
A WAY OF LIFE, REALLY.
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MAN, YOU'RE
CREEPING ME OUT.
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I HAVE VAGUE MEMORIES
OF BEING TAKEN ON BOARD
AN ALIEN SHIP AS A BABY.
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AND I'M NOT SURE,
BUT I THINK THEY
WERE DOING TESTS ON ME,
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TRYING TO CREATE
SOME KIND OF GENIUS
SUPER BABY, PERHAPS?
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[ELECTRICAL CRACKLING]
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TORQUE?
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TORQUE SMACKY,
IS THAT YOU?
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COME ON, MAN,
TALK TO ME.
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LET ME KNOW
YOU'RE STILL HERE.
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[GASPS]
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[PIGEON COOING]
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TORQUE SMACKY!
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[ALIEN CHATTERING]
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[PIGEON COOING]
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NO-O-O!
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[PIGEONS COOING]
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[COOING GROWS LOUDER]
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NO-O-O!
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[ELECTRICAL CRACKLING]
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[MOOS]
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THAT ONE
HAS HEAD PIGEONS.
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THE OTHER ONE IS
JUST ANNOYING. FIX IT.
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UHH...
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YOUR STUPID PLAN
WON'T WORK, ZIM.
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[MOOS]
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YOU'LL NEVER
PULL THIS OFF.
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YOU SPEAK CRAZINESS,
EARTH BOY.
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MORE ORGANS MEANS
MORE HUMAN.
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IT WILL WORK.
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THERE.
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WHY, YOU'RE ONE
OF THE HEALTHIEST
LITTLE CHILDREN
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I'VE EVER SEEN.
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AND SUCH PLENTIFUL
ORGANS.
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AND WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH YOU, YOUNG MAN?
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[MOOS]
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AAH!
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IT ISN'T HUMAN!
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IT'S HORRIBLE!
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BUT HE--
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[CLAMORING]
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NICKELODEON AND U.S. DEPARTMENT
OF EDUCATION
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Man: WASN'T THAT NEAT?